About this Product
Snarky Everyday Card – “Assholes Strategically Placed”
Life’s little guarantee: bills, taxes, and running into at least one asshole a day. This card tells it like it is—perfect for the friend who’s been through it and needs a laugh.
Card Specs (for maximum survival of daily nonsense):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for venting, doodles, or naming today’s culprit
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as most, just like the assholes we’re talking about)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (eco-friendly bitch-slap to plastic)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: coworker rants, bad-day pick-me-ups, or gifting to that one friend who keeps running into the world’s strategically placed jerks.
