About this Product
Finally, a New Year’s resolution you can keep. This card is equal parts witty and lazy-genius, making it the perfect way to say “I thought of you” without lifting more than a pen.
Card Specs (zero guilt, all snark):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — for your questionable resolutions or words of wisdom
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (solid enough to survive even your worst resolutions)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, crush the goals)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: New Year’s greetings, resolutions you won’t keep, and reminding your friends you care…barely.