About this Product
Introducing our ultimate package deal featuring our top-selling products! Purchase a Holey Hiker Four Hole Bidet and receive a complimentary Holey Hiker Four Hole T-shirt. Now, let's talk about this T-shirt—it's not your average tee, it's delightfully ridiculous, and here's why:
Matching Color: The T-shirt perfectly matches the color of the bidet, ensuring a harmonious ensemble.
Giant Bidet Graphic: On the front, you'll find a bold depiction of our signature bidet, making a statement wherever you go.
Ancient Mantra: Emblazoned across the front, you'll find a mantra inspired by ancient Hyrulean text, discovered on an ancient stone tablet, which reads, "More Hiking. Less Wiping."
QR Code Magic: Flip to the back, and you'll discover a prominent QR code that's bound to pique curiosity among your friends and colleagues. Scan it, and you're in for a bidet experience like no other.
Conversation Starter: Adorning the back across your shoulders is the bold declaration, "Ask me about my bidet." Prepare for inquiries, explanations, and perhaps even some conversions to the bidet lifestyle.
Wearing this T-shirt guarantees one thing—you'll be fielding questions about your bathroom habits, whether you're in the city or the heart of nature. Already a proud bidet owner and just want the T-shirt? CLICK HERE
Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets
Meet the Maker
Hello and welcome to Holey Hiker Bidets! I'm Paul Bogush the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets. After using a few other bidets I realized that not one had all the features I was looking for. I wanted to create one that was durable, easy to use, had low water usage, and of course would give my butt the perfect stream of water. I decided to start designing and testing my own in December 2020. Each time I went out I made a small change and then came home and fired up the 3D printer to make the improvements based on my experience and the experiences and feedback from testers all around the country. After one last outing on the Appalachian Trail in June of 2020, I had what I thought was the perfect backpacking bidet...but testers started to report that it would crack after about a year's worth of use. After another year of prototyping and experimenting with different plastics the final prototype was finally made in July of 2021 and sales to our waiting list and anyone who happen to stumble upon the website began. Our "grand opening" finally occurred on November 19, 2021.
In June of 2023 we closed the shop and I set out to improve the design and make it stronger, lighter, and improve the spray. I decided to use a injection molding process which meant getting a crash course in how to take my 3D printed design and convert it to a design that could be injection molded. For those of you that design and make, it was going from Tinkercad to SolidWorks :) Finally in January the current version was finally approved, mold created, and the first 25 prototypes were made and tested. The current version of the bidet started being sold in March of 2024 and are made at a family run business right here in Connecticut. It is a one man show so please be patient with shipping and correspondence.
The Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet is the four-hole bidet. Please be aware that there are inferior imitations being sold. Feel free to point them out and I'll gladly tell you why their imitation design is inferior.
In the USA you can also purchase Holey Hiker Bidets at Garage Grown Gear
In the Pacific region you can buy them from Pack Gear Go
In Europe you can find them at Biwak or over at Outdoorline
Shop Policies
Please keep in mind that you will receive no cutesy note or extra packing material to cut down on waste. You will get just a bidet in a little box wrapped in a single piece of paper :)
If your bidet malfunctions or gets destroyed by a bear within 900 days of buying it, we will send out a new bidet to you. If it breaks after 900 days and you have a really good story about how it got destroyed, please share it with us. If it's interesting enough, I'll share it at the dinner table with the family and have them vote on whether a free replacement should be sent out.
We package the bidets the weekend after receiving the order and get them in the mail the following Monday...usually. Like 98% of the time.
You will be sent a confirmation email with the shipping # after it is packed.
If you do not receive a bidet within 2 weeks of ordering please contact us!
