About this Product
? "Age Is Just a Number" Greeting Card
…And yours could legally rent a car, a boat, and maybe a cemetery plot.
This minimalist card doesn’t sugarcoat the truth—it serves it with a side of dry sarcasm and a deadpan delivery. Perfect for roasting birthdays with a whisper of concern and a scream of judgment.
Front Text: Age is just a number. And yours is a really big one.
Inside: Blank — because they probably can’t read small text anyway.
Perfect for:
Milestone birthdays
Friends who think 29 is a personality
Roasts wrapped in recycled cardstock
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on luxurious 120# hand-cut cardstock (it’s like velvet in paper form)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — compact but deadly
Includes a matching envelope
Blank inside for your best barbs or deepest regrets
Wrapped in compostable sleeve
Ships in rigid eco-mailer (to survive your friend's denial rage)
