About this Product
⚓ "All Aboard the Party Ship!" Birthday Card
Permission to board? Denied. You’re being dragged aboard by glitter and bad decisions.
This sultry sailor is ready to celebrate your special day with nautical nonsense and full-throttle joy. Whether you’re turning 29 again or celebrating like it’s your last functioning knee—this card is the life of the party harbor.
Front Text: “All aboard the party ship! It’s your special day!”
Inside: Blank — for toasts, roasts, or a full itinerary of your shipwreck-level plans.
Perfect for:
Birthdays (especially flirty, fabulous, or over-the-top ones)
Nautical puns and pin-up lovers
Friends who celebrate with volume, sparkle, and champagne regrets
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock — thicker than your SPF 100
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — just right for dropping anchor and dropping hints
Blank inside for birthday rants or sailor-themed sass
Matching envelope included
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a rigid recycled mailer (sea legs not included)
