About this Product
? Ancient AF Dinosaur Birthday Card – Funny T-Rex Party Card
Nothing says “Happy Birthday” like a T-Rex in a party hat, rocking a green “Ancient AF” shirt, clutching a balloon, and blasting a party blower. Because let’s face it — if they’ve hit the “ancient” stage, they deserve a card that makes them laugh instead of cry.
Card Specs (stomp-worthy details):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — roar your own birthday message
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as strong as your average dino egg)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (eco-friendly like a prehistoric jungle ?)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Great for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone hitting an age that feels… a little fossilized.
