About this Product
Product Description
Before you, there was conquest… but something was missing. This cheeky romantic card features Attila the Hun reimagined as a hopeless romantic—on one knee, heart eyes blazing, completely undone by love. Equal parts historically absurd and genuinely sweet, this card is perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anyone who appreciates romance with a darkly nerdy twist.
Ideal for history lovers, classic overachievers, or partners who know their heart was conquered fair and square.
❤️ Why You’ll Love It
Clever historical wordplay with a romantic punchline
Whimsical illustration that balances humor and charm
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just-because love notes
Blank inside so you can be sincere, sarcastic, or dramatic
A standout card for people who hate generic romance
✉️ Card Details
A2 folded greeting card (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside
Premium heavyweight cardstock
Coordinating envelope included
Ships in a protective sleeve
Designed and printed in the USA
