About this Product
Product Description:
Ah, birthdays—the perfect excuse to air your shared trauma with style.
This card is for the ride-or-die who knows what you’ve been through, because they were right there with you, silently judging, laughing, and probably enabling. Featuring two vintage ladies mid-psychological autopsy, this card says what therapy bills can’t:
"Happy Birthday to the only other person who knows why we turned out this way."
Because healing is temporary, but dark humor is forever.
Card Details:
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than your emotional walls)
Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Blank inside for your shared secrets or passive-aggressive jokes
Includes a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (Mother Nature deserves a card too)
Shipped in a rigid, recycled mailer to protect it from USPS shenanigans
Great for:
Siblings
Cousins
Best friends from the same dysfunctional hometown
Anyone who knows exactly why you have trust issues and matching tattoos
Let me know if you want an alt version that reads: "One of us needs to go to therapy. The other one already has. Happy birthday!"
