About this Product
Black Tektite: The Starborn Shard ☄️?
Forged in cosmic fire, Black Tektite is a fragment of the stars, a messenger from beyond the veil. Created by meteorite impact, it carries the raw energy of transformation, acceleration, and interstellar connection. This stone is a powerful ally for those walking the path of psychic development and astral travel. It grounds excess energy while simultaneously opening portals to higher realms, past lives, and extraterrestrial wisdom. Black Tektite doesn’t whisper—it activates. If you're ready to evolve, it will meet you at the edge of the unknown.
☄️?. You will receive an intuitively chosen black tektite wrapped in copper ?☄️
Are you tired of feeling vulnerable to extraterrestrial threats? Say goodbye to those pesky bad aliens known as entities with our revolutionary Space Poop—your new secret weapon straight from the cosmic depths.
Crafted from the finest intergalactic ingredients and imbued with the mystical properties of both the Black Lodge and the mysterious X-Files, Space Poop (Tektite) offers unparalleled protection against malevolent entities from beyond the stars.
Just like a hot cup of coffee at the Double R Diner keeps Agent Cooper safe from the darkness of the Black Lodge, our Space Poop works its magic to shield you from the unknown forces lurking in the shadows.
So, whether you're wandering through the eerie woods of Twin Peaks or investigating government conspiracies with Mulder and Scully, trust in the power of Space Poop to keep you safe and sound.
Order now and join the ranks of cosmic truth-seekers protected by the magic of Space Poop. After all, the truth is out there—and with Space Poop, you'll be ready for whatever the universe throws your way.
~ D E S C R I P T I O N ~
Each of our "Space Poop" Tektite Necklaces is handcrafted with care, featuring a genuine tektite stone— formed from the impact of meteorites—wrapped snugly in a copper embrace. But don't let its earthly origins fool you; this necklace is your ticket to outer space protection.
~ F E A T U R E S ~
Tektite Stone: A genuine piece of space rock, believed to possess mystical properties and extraterrestrial origins. Wear it proudly and let the conspiracy theories fly!
Copper Wrapping: Wrapped in a luscious copper embrace, this necklace not only looks out of this world but also provides protection against entities and pesky EMF radiation.
Conspiracy-Approved: Embrace your inner Mulder and Scully with a necklace that's sure to spark conversations about alien invasions, government cover-ups, and everything in between.
One-of-a-Kind: Each necklace is unique, just like the conspiracy theories you love to obsess over. No two "Space Poop" Tektite Necklaces are alike, ensuring you stand out in the crowd.
~ B E N E F I T S ~
Entity Protection: Ward off unwanted visitors from the outer realms with the mystical powers of tektite.
EMF Shielding: Block harmful electromagnetic frequencies like a pro and keep those government mind-control rays at bay.
Conversation Starter: Start discussions, share theories, and bond with fellow truth-seekers over your shared love of all things extraterrestrial.
Ideal For:
~ Conspiracy theorists who believe in aliens, government cover-ups, and secret societies.
~ Truth-seekers who aren't afraid to dive headfirst into the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories.
~ Anyone looking to add a dash of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe while staying protected from the unknown.
Join the ranks of the conspiracy theorists and protect yourself from the unknown with our "Space Poop" Tektite Necklace.
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How it’s Made
~ MAGICKAL TOOLS ~
At E=mc^2 we craft extraordinary jewelry guided by the wisdom of the spirit realm. Just as Harry Potter's wand chose him, our magical pieces choose you, resonating with your unique energy and spirit. When you encounter the right piece, you'll feel a sensation—an undeniable connection that tells you this jewelry is meant for you. Each creation is more than an accessory; it’s a powerful tool imbued with ancient magic, designed to enhance your journey and reveal your true potential.
Discover your enchanted piece and let the magic unfold.
Discover your enchanted piece and let the magic unfold!What Makes Our Jewelry a Magical Tool:
Spirit Guidance: Each piece is crafted under the guidance of spiritual energies, ensuring it carries unique, intentional magic.
Energy Resonance: Our jewelry resonates with your personal energy, creating a bond that amplifies your spiritual abilities.
Intentional Crafting: Every piece is made with specific intentions, from protection to healing, infusing it with purposeful magic.
Ancient Wisdom: Incorporating ancient symbols and crystals, our jewelry taps into timeless mystical knowledge.
Personal Empowerment: Designed to unlock your potential and enhance your magical practices, making each piece a powerful ally on your journey.
Divine Timing: This item will arrive at non-amazonian speeds. ;-) This means it will arrive at exactly the right moment.
No Returns, Exchanges or Refunds:
This is a magickal tool. When you purchase a magickal tool, you enter into an energetic agreement with the item. This agreement is between you, the item and spirit. The item is also linked to your intention and therefore when your intention has been fulfilled, you may lose the tool or it may break. This is a symbol of completion.
