About this Product
Product Description:
You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes, all you need is a semi-chaotic collage background, a deep breath, and an emotionally supportive greeting card to remind you that winging it might just be the plan.
Whether your friend just quit their job, is about to move across the country, or simply walked into Target without a list—this is the card that says, “You got this,” without sounding like a gym coach or your mom’s Facebook post.
Because sometimes…
You just need to Breathe, Trust, Let go, And see what happens. (Spoiler: probably something weird, but it'll be okay.)
Card Details:
Printed on premium 120# textured cardstock (translation: it’s sturdy, just like you’re pretending to be)
A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5" folded
Blank inside for your own hopeful ramblings or existential spiral
Includes A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve (because we care about the planet even if we don’t have a plan for it)
Ships in a recycled rigid mailer that survives the USPS roller derby
Great for:
Starting over
Mild-to-moderate panic attacks
When someone’s pretending they’re “just going with the flow” but are internally screaming
Birthdays, breakups, promotions, resignations, or Tuesday
Let me know if you want a version with more witchy woo, or a subtitle like “The Patron Saint of Last-Minute Decisions.”
