About this Product
❄️ “Candy Cane Forest” Christmas Card
Because nothing says "holiday cheer" like retracing Buddy the Elf's aggressively whimsical journey through diabetes-inducing terrain just to say hi.
This chalkboard-style card screams Pinterest meets peppermint psychosis with festive fonts, candy clip art, and enough chaotic typography to give a graphic designer a nervous tic. Perfect for fans of the movie Elf, sugar addicts, or anyone who thinks walking here was an actual accomplishment.
Front Text: "First, I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane Forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gumdrops... and then I walked here to tell you Merry Christmas!"
Inside: Blank. So you can write your own dramatic monologue about how hard it was to find parking.
? Card Details
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (basically luxury cardboard)
Folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
Comes with a crisp white A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable cellophane sleeve
Ships in a rigid, eco-friendly envelope — because the environment deserves cheer, too
? Why You’ll Love It
Inspired by the greatest elf of all time
Hilariously chaotic holiday vibes
A sugar-coated way to avoid writing a heartfelt message
Ideal for Elf lovers, Christmas obsessives, and chaotic good personalities
