About this Product
? Byte Me, Granny – This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Apple ?
Ever looked at an apple and thought, “You know what this needs? More circuit boards.” Well, same. That’s how this juicy little masterpiece was born—crafted from real computer and phone motherboards and IC chips, and roughly the size of a thicc, farmer’s market apple with ambition.
She’s got hardware where the seeds should be, sass in her soldering, and enough tech guts to make a robot cry.
Perfect for:
Nerds with a thing for fruit but commitment issues.
Minimalists who still want a conversation piece.
People who yell “I’m different” and actually mean it.
Put it on a shelf, a desk, or right in the middle of your kitchen table like the rebellious showpiece it is. It doesn’t rot, it doesn’t judge your screen time, and it definitely doesn’t belong in a fruit bowl.
♻️ Eco-friendly
? Geek-approved
? More bite than bark
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apple figurine, nerdy decor, recycled tech sculpture, motherboard apple, IC chip art, funny desk art, handmade nerd gift, eco-friendly apple statue, computer part art, upcycled fruit sculpture, weird gifts for geeks.
Seriously, it’s the apple of the future. And unlike real fruit, this one won’t lure fruit flies or your mother-in-law. Win-win.
Denman Art Studio
Meet the Maker
I’m Stacey Denman, the artist behind Denman Art Studio, where I create one-of-a-kind resin pieces that blend memory, technology, and beauty. I specialize in custom pet memorials and upcycled tech art made from recycled motherboards and phone parts—each piece designed to connect, comfort, and captivate.
