About this Product
"Once upon a birthday jolly… HAPPY BIRTHDAY—here’s to more!"
Quoth the birthday, *“Nevermore”… except when it’s Poe-approved. This witty parody poem reimagines Poe’s gloomy style for a brighter occasion — a birthday celebration. Complete with a raven, rhymes, and just the right amount of gothic drama, this card is perfect for literary lovers who’d rather toast with poetry than balloons.
Card Specs (dark whimsy, but make it sustainable):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space to pen your own verse
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdy enough to hold up against raven claws)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-goth chic)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Poe would brood approvingly)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: gothic birthdays, literature fans, raven enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys their cake with a side of poetic parody.
