About this Product
Nothing says true love quite like Edgar Allan Poe staring deep into your soul with a backdrop of anatomical hearts, roses, and a side of existential dread. Perfect for the romantic who prefers ravens over roses and finds candlelit cemeteries way more charming than candlelit dinners.
Details that make this card spookily superior:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for your own hauntingly romantic words
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as most cards — like your ex’s skull)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-goth, anyone?)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Poe would approve)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or when you want to say “I adore you in a way that is both thrilling and slightly terrifying.”
