About this Product
Product Description:
? Happy birthday! Time is relative—and unfortunately, so is your age. ?
Celebrate like a genius (or at least pretend you understood relativity) with this hilariously brainy birthday card featuring the wild-haired legend himself, Albert Einstein.
Perfect for science buffs, teachers, nerds, know-it-alls, and anyone old enough to remember when Pluto was still a planet.
Whether you're poking fun at their gray hairs or gently reminding them that time waits for no one—not even theoretical physicists—this card delivers equal parts wit and wisdom. The science is settled: you're old.
Card Details:
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock—double the thickness of average cards because Einstein would demand it
Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Blank inside so you can write your own mathematical roast
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Compostable cello sleeve because E=MC² and eco matters
Ships from our quirky lab (okay, studio) in a sturdy recycled mailer
Also makes a great gift for:
Your favorite old genius
Physics teachers
Midlife crises with a sense of humor
People who still say “theory of relativity” and actually mean it
