About this Product
"Because I could not stop for cake, It kindly stopped for me."
Who knew cake could rival eternity? This clever birthday parody of Emily Dickinson’s famous poem swaps death for dessert — because honestly, priorities. Perfect for literary fans, poetry nerds, or anyone who knows a good slice of cake is practically transcendental.
Card Specs (immortal quality, zero calories):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — write your own verses, or just doodle cake slices
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdy enough to endure even eternity)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly immortality)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Dickinson would approve the quiet sustainability)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, poetry lovers, bookworms, dark humor enthusiasts, and anyone who’d gladly hitch a ride for cake.
