About this Product
Cut through the fluff with the most Hemingway birthday message ever written. Forget sappy verses and glitter — this card is blunt, bold, and straight to the point (much like Papa himself). Perfect for the friend who prefers whiskey over cake and existential honesty over empty cheer.
Card Specs (a.k.a. the stuff that makes this worth it):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — because let’s face it, Hemingway said enough already
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than your hangover)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly, unlike Hemingway’s liver)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, so you can write about them later)
Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, literary fans, drinking buddies, or anyone who thinks “The end” is the best way to sum up life’s big moments.
