About this Product
Introducing our riotously patriotic 11.5-inch round wall decoration that boldly declares, "Everything Before 1776 Was A Mistake." Because who needs history when you've got freedom, right? Crafted with more pride than a bald eagle wearing a star-spangled cape, this piece is the ultimate blend of humor and patriotism. Made with top-notch precision using our Epilog Fusion Pro laser in a basement in Iowa – because nothing says 'Merica like craftsmanship that could rival a Fourth of July fireworks show. This decoration is so patriotic that even Uncle Sam would salute it. The humor-packed message serves as a cheeky reminder that life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness officially kicked in during the good ol' days of 1776. Hang it on your wall, and let your guests revel in the hilarity while saluting the spirit of independence. Whether you're a history buff or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this round wall decoration is a standout piece that screams, "I'm a proud patriot, and I've got the humor to match!"
Perfect for adding a touch of American wit to your space, it's the kind of decor that Thomas Jefferson would have chuckled at between drafting documents. In summary, our "Everything Before 1776 Was A Mistake" wall decoration is not just a piece of art; it's a comedic salute to the land of the free and the home of the brave. Choose this proudly crafted and hilariously patriotic decoration to showcase your love for the USA – because if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that America does humor like nobody else.
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Made by me in basement in Iowa.
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Note on wood products: The customers I have made friends with here on this platform are amazing! However, there are a few who are disappointed from time to time in an order that they receive. They say it "doesn't look exactly like the picture". Well, I only make my products using the highest grade birch available. However, this type of wood is made in a factory and many factors come into play that can make an item look a little different from the product listing. First, you can expect that you will see some of the wood grain. This is NOT a defect, it is a feature. It is part of what makes these items unique. Sometimes a small piece of the picture might be darker than others. This is due to many factors, including the sap content of the tree, the amount of glue used at the factory, how much or how little the factory dried the wood prior to cutting it and shipping it to me, and a hundred other variables besides those I have mentioned. Also, even though I seal everything that I sell that is wood, WOOD CAN AND DOES WARP. If you live in a climate with wild humidity fluctuations throughout the year, expect some warping to occur. If you have any questions, feel free to contact me, I would love to hear from you! Thanks!
