Facawff! Card – Angry Crow Card (For When You’re Done Being Nice)

$5.00
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About this Product

Description:

Ever feel like flipping the bird... with a bird? Say hello to your new spirit animal: this furious, disheveled crow who is 1000% done and ready to "facawff" into the abyss (or at Susan from HR). Perfect for breakups, quitting jobs, bad days, or anytime you just need to scream into the void in greeting card form.

It’s chaotic. It’s cathartic. It’s crow therapy.


Why You’ll Love It:

  • Printed on 120# heavyweight cardstock, built tougher than this bird’s last nerve

  • Measures 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) – small but mighty

  • Blank inside for your profanity-laced (or strangely poetic) rage

  • Comes with matching A2 envelope + compostable protective sleeve

  • Ships in sturdy eco-packaging, so it arrives just as unhinged as intended

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Dexter, MI
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