About this Product
Description:
Because let’s face it—your siblings were just... practice rounds. This Father’s Day card proudly declares what you and Dad both already know: perfection arrived early.
Perfect for the firstborn child who never lets anyone forget it, and for the dad who secretly agrees.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on ultra-thick 120# cardstock—like your sense of superiority
A2 folded size (4.25" x 5.5")—compact, but packed with humblebrag
Blank inside for your heartfelt message or just more gloating
Includes matching A2 envelope and a compostable sleeve (you're not just the best child, you're also eco-conscious)
Ships in a durable, eco-friendly rigid mailer—because firstborns don’t arrive bent or creased
Inconceivable Cards and Gifts
Dexter, MI
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