About this Product
Description:
Because aging gracefully is overrated.
Front reads: “Congratulations!” You’ve reached that age where your underwear tag now reads, “Fruit of the Tomb.”
Perfect for anyone celebrating a birthday with more candles than friends left standing. Whether it’s for your dad, aunt, friend, or coworker who still uses AOL, this card delivers premium sass with a side of mortuary chic.
Why It's Worthy of the Crypt:
Printed on thick, hand-cut 120# cardstock that’s built to outlive us all
Folded A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – ideal for sharing dark truths in style
Blank inside, because sarcasm should be personalized
Includes matching A2 envelope
Packaged in a compostable sleeve (it may be deadpan, but it’s eco-friendly)
Ships in a sturdy recycled envelope, unlike your joints
