About this Product
? "Fuckity Fuck Fuck" Card
When life hands you lemons, you say… well, this.
Whether it’s for a breakup, a job that imploded, or just another Tuesday in late-stage capitalism, this profanity-forward masterpiece says what we're all thinking. Classy script meets chaotic energy. For your most unfiltered moments of support.
Front Text: “Oh my! Isn’t this quite the… Fuckity Fuck Fuck.”
Inside: Blank — because what else is there to say?
Great for:
Epic meltdowns
Divorce, layoffs, or in-laws
Besties who swear like poets
Sending “thoughts and f-bombs” instead of thoughts and prayers
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on thick 120# hand-cut premium cardstock — because your meltdown deserves quality
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside so you can unload more expletives or surprising tenderness
Includes matching envelope
Wrapped in compostable sleeve
Ships in a rigid, recycled mailer (so your f-bombs arrive intact)
