About this Product
Description:
Why whisper sweet nothings when you can leave a glowing review?
This brutally honest card reads: “★★★★★ Would have sex with again.” It’s the highest form of praise in the romance world—and honestly, not something everyone can say.
Perfect for anniversaries, flirty occasions, Valentine’s Day, or just randomly reminding your person they’re still top-tier in bed. Five stars. No notes.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on thicc 120# premium cardstock—strong enough to survive the aftermath of that compliment
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") and blank inside, because you’re already doing enough
Comes with a matching A2 envelope for maximum subtlety (or not)
Compostable cello sleeve to wrap your dirty mind in sustainability
Ships in eco-rigid packaging, because no one likes a bent card. Or maybe they do.
