About this Product
Description:
Nothing says “eternal love” like a sarcastic Yelp review. This minimalist masterpiece features a glowing 5-star rating and the heartfelt(ish) endorsement: “Would marry again.” It’s romantic! It’s honest! It’s giving “legally obligated but still amused.”
Perfect for anniversaries, vow renewals, weddings, or just reminding your partner they’re still top-tier—even when they leave their socks everywhere.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on ultra-thick 120# premium cardstock, because flimsy love is for amateurs
A2 folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" – small enough to hand over without blushing
Blank inside for your own sentimental (or savage) message
Comes with a crisp A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable cello sleeve because you're saving the Earth and your marriage
Ships in rigid eco-mailers that won’t bend—unlike your will to argue about dish duty
