About this Product
? Funny Birthday Card –
Let’s face it—some friends are just built different. They’re beautiful. Brilliant. Hilarious. Compassionate. And they write entire cards about how amazing they are... for you. You're welcome.
This card is for that perfectly sarcastic soul who knows they’re a gift—and wants to remind their friends not to screw it up. Whether it's a birthday, Galentine’s, or just your regularly scheduled ego boost, this one’s got “iconic friendship energy” written all over it.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on ultra-thick 120# cardstock, because you deserve quality and sass
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – small enough to be coy, bold enough to brag
Blank inside for your unsolicited advice, passive-aggressive gratitude, or full-blown love letter
Comes with a matching A2 envelope and a compostable cello sleeve
Ships flat and safe in a rigid, eco-friendly envelope (because we actually do care about something)
Card Specs (witty and wonderful):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — room for your own brilliance
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdier than your self-confidence)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-snark approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Keep the sarcasm)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, self-deprecating humor, friends who get sarcasm, or anyone fabulous enough to receive your greatness.
