About this Product
Description:
Why call it getting older when you can call it leveling up like the majestic, pixelated, fireball-dodging legend you are?
This birthday card is for the friend who still drinks like a 20-year-old, complains like a 90-year-old, and can beat you at Mario Kart with one eye closed. Whether they’ve hit Level 30 or finally unlocked Level 60 with all DLCs installed (wrinkles, joint pain, and “back in my day” rants), they deserve a card that respects their XP.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on premium, hand-cut 120# cardstock – thick enough to feel important and classy enough to hide how petty you are inside
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – small in stature, big in sarcasm
Blank inside – because you should have to work for it too
Comes with a matching A2 envelope and compostable cello sleeve
Ships in a rigid recycled envelope because we care about trees (and also your card arriving un-mangled)
