About this Product
Because some MVPs miss the shot on purpose.
Front Message: “You may be an all-star dad, but your pull-out game is weak.”
Inside: Blank—because no one wants to imagine what else he’s bad at.
? Why You'll Love It:
Equal parts praise and roast
Perfect for the dad who knows he’s the reason for your therapy—and laughs anyway
A+ choice for Father’s Day, dad’s birthday, or just because you inherited his sense of humor and his stubborn back hair
? Card Specs:
Premium 120# hand-cut cardstock (this baby’s not flimsy—unlike his contraceptive strategy)
Folded A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for your own wildly inappropriate sentiments
Matching A2 envelope included
Wrapped in compostable cellophane, shipped in rigid eco-mailer