About this Product
? "Knee Slapper" Greeting Card
The knees may have retired, but the comebacks? Still full-time.
This stark and savage little number is perfect for the friend who’s got joint pain and jokes sharper than a tack. It’s minimalist, brutal, and exactly the kind of card you send when you love someone just enough to roast them properly.
Front text: “Your knees don't work. But your sarcasm still slaps.”*
Inside: Blank — like their cartilage.
Perfect for:
Birthdays for the 40+ club
Gen Xers and up with “vintage joints, deluxe sarcasm”
Anyone who would laugh… if it didn’t hurt
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on ultra-thick 120# premium cardstock (does not bend, just like your knees)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”) — small card, big punch
Blank inside for your custom insults or empathy (if applicable)
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in compostable cellophane
Ships flat in a recycled rigid mailer, safe for brittle hands
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How it’s Made
?️ "Annual Reminder" Greeting Card
Emotionally available once a year. You’re welcome.
A minimalist message for when you want to say “I care” without actually, you know… saying it too loudly. Whether it's for a bestie, sibling, or someone whose love language is sarcasm and retreating emotionally—this card shows up just enough.
Front text: “Here’s your annual reminder to let you know that I’m glad you were born.”
Inside: Blank — so they can project whatever emotion they think you meant.
Perfect for:
People who hate small talk
Best friends who communicate via memes and sarcasm
Low-effort, high-impact birthday wishes
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on thick 120# premium hand-cut cardstock (because your love is rare, but quality)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for your one emotional moment of the year
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve
Ships in a rigid eco-mailer to withstand your emotional repression
