About this Product
Description:
Remember the days when you called a number to hear the actual time? Well, the time now is: YOU’RE OLD. And 10 seconds. BEEP!
This hilariously savage birthday card is perfect for that friend who still remembers landlines, cassette tapes, and calling for the time like it was normal. Give the gift of giggles (and a gentle jab to the ego) with this minimalist, typewriter-style design that says what we're all thinking — but with a sound effect.
Why You'll Love It:
A2 card (4.25" x 5.5") printed on luxuriously thick 120# cardstock
Blank inside, so you can add your own snarky timestamp
Comes with matching envelope and compostable cello sleeve
Ships in a rigid mailer that’s 100% recycled and sass-resistant
Made for people who think “BEEP” is the new “Happy Birthday”
