About this Product
? Funny Vintage Birthday Card – “Been There, Done That, Forgot Where”
Aging is glamorous when you do it with pearls, sass, and a smoky stare. This cheeky retro-inspired card is the perfect roast for birthdays — poking fun at memory slips while keeping it classy (and hilarious).
Card Specs (sass preserved, memory optional):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own sharp one-liners
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdier than your memory)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly sass)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Forget the candles)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: milestone birthdays, sassy friends, glamorous moms, or anyone who deserves a laugh with their cake.
