About this Product
Description:
Is this card late? Technically, yes. Emotionally, spiritually, and sarcastically? Absolutely not. You simply chose to delay the trauma of another birthday reminder. That’s not forgetful—that’s kindness.
This card is for the legends who miss birthdays but still want full credit for showing up… eventually.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on premium 120# cardstock so strong it can hold your excuses
A2 folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" – fashionably late and fabulously compact
Blank inside so you can make up more reasons for your tardiness
Comes with a matching A2 envelope + compostable sleeve
Ships in rigid, recycled packaging that’s more responsible than your time management