Funny Belated "My Card to Stand Out" Birthday Card, Sarcastic Card, Snarky

$5.00
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About this Product

Description:

Is this card late? Technically, yes. Emotionally, spiritually, and sarcastically? Absolutely not. You simply chose to delay the trauma of another birthday reminder. That’s not forgetful—that’s kindness.

This card is for the legends who miss birthdays but still want full credit for showing up… eventually.


Why You’ll Love It:

  • Printed on premium 120# cardstock so strong it can hold your excuses

  • A2 folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" – fashionably late and fabulously compact

  • Blank inside so you can make up more reasons for your tardiness

  • Comes with a matching A2 envelope + compostable sleeve

  • Ships in rigid, recycled packaging that’s more responsible than your time management

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Dexter, MI
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