Funny Big Cake Energy – Theodore Roosevelt Birthday Card

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About this Product

Description:

Teddy Roosevelt once said, “Speak softly and carry a big stick.” But when it’s your birthday? You yell about it. With frosting. This bold and booming card features the Rough Rider himself doing what any true leader would do: wielding a cake like it's statecraft.

Perfect for the friend who storms into every room like it’s a campaign rally, lives for dramatic entrances, or just really, really loves cake. (Bonus: pairs well with yelling, marching bands, and uninvited karaoke.)


Why You’ll Love It:

  • Printed on premium, thick 120# cardstock—strong enough for a presidential proclamation

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded, blank inside for your own powerful words (or shouts)

  • Comes with an envelope and compostable sleeve because even history buffs care about the planet

  • Ships in a recycled, rigid mailer worthy of the National Parks Service

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Dexter, MI
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