About this Product
? Funny Birthday Card – “Happy B’day / Bidet”
Because nothing says classy like sending your loved ones a card that’s equal parts bathroom humor and birthday cheer. Minimalist, cheeky, and the perfect gag for anyone who appreciates a little potty humor with their cake.
Card Specs (flushed with quality):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of room for your sh*t talking
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdier than a porcelain throne)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Wipe responsibly.)
Designed with snark by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: friends, coworkers, siblings, white elephant parties, and anyone who deserves a bidet of their own.
