About this Product
? "Happy Depreciation Day!" Birthday Card
Because your value to society is clearly a write-off.
A card for the fiscally-minded friend who appreciates sarcasm, sharp wit, and a good graph-based roast. Ideal for CPAs, office friends, economists, or anyone whose joints now creak louder than their retirement plan.
Front Text: “Another year older? Happy Depreciation Day!” (with tragic line graph for emotional support)
Inside: Blank — so you can calculate just how far they’ve fallen.
Perfect for:
Accountants
Coworkers with deadpan humor
Over-the-hill birthdays
Anyone who’s aging like a tax deduction
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on premium 120# cardstock — as sturdy as their declining optimism
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”)
Blank inside for your snarky spreadsheet-to-heart message
Includes matching envelope
Wrapped in compostable sleeve
Ships flat in a rigid recycled mailer (chart not included)
