About this Product
Product Listing: “Tequila & Chandeliers” Greeting Card For the friend who’s one shot away from becoming the party’s aerialist.
Front of Card Reads: Tequila. Because chandeliers don’t swing from themselves.
Tone: Slightly unhinged. Wildly relatable. Fancy but feral.
Why You Need It:
Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, or any night where decisions are made via margarita.
Makes a classy statement before things go... horizontal.
A reminder that elegance and chaos can co-exist—preferably while upside-down.
Specs & Sustainably Fancy Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5" folded)
Blank inside for your best drunken confessions or brunch recovery plan
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (that chandelier’s not the only thing with weight)
Includes a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy recycled & compostable envelope so your card arrives less hungover than you
No regrets. Just rope burns and great stories.
