About this Product
?️ "Born Last Century" Birthday Card
Vintage body. Classic attitude. Timeless denial.
For the friend who’s aged like fine wine—or boxed wine stored in a garage. This delightfully shady card says what everyone’s thinking but with just enough charm to get away with it.
Front Text: “You look pretty damn good for someone born last century.”
Inside: Blank — because they've already forgotten what century it is.
Perfect for:
Gen Xers, Xennials, and Older Millennials
Milestone birthdays (30+, 40+, 50+, denial+)
Anyone who still remembers dial-up
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock — as thick as their skull
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”) — compact shade, maximum impact
Blank inside for heartfelt jabs or nostalgic nonsense
Includes matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in compostable sleeve
Ships in a recycled rigid mailer, just like their mixtapes
