Funny "You're the String to My Tampon" Snarky Just Because Card for her

$5.00
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About this Product

Description:

Because nothing says “I love you” quite like bodily fluids and deep emotional co-dependency.

This wildly inappropriate (and weirdly touching) card is for the ride-or-die friend, partner, or sibling who’s always there to yank you out of life’s bloodiest disasters. Figuratively, of course. Hopefully.


Why You’ll Love It:

  • Printed on premium, thick-as-your-friendship 120# hand-cut cardstock

  • A2 folded size (4.25" x 5.5")—fits nicely in your hand and your questionable humor threshold

  • Blank inside for your own messy little note

  • Includes matching A2 envelope and compostable sleeve (because we care about some messes)

  • Shipped in a recycled rigid mailer that won’t leak emotions or sarcasm

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Dexter, MI
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