"When I First Met You, I Thought You Were a Slut" Funny Card from Attractive, Witty Friend

$5.00
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About this Product

? Funny Makeup Card – “Too Much Makeup” Edition

For that friend who thrives on drama, owns their reputation, and knows exactly how to laugh at it. This card takes first impressions and flips them with a wink — because really, she doesn’t wear too much makeup.

Card Specs (the nitty gritty):

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")

  • Blank inside — let your shade or love letter fly free

  • Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as the average card = twice the attitude)

  • Comes with a matching envelope

  • Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve

  • Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (because being eco-friendly is always in style)

  • Designed with fierce sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts

✨ Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or just because your bestie deserves some savage honesty.

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Dexter, MI
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