About this Product
? Funny Birthday Card – “Once Upon a Baby…”
Finally, a card that tells the truth: you’re amazing for sending it. This tongue-in-cheek design flips the script, making you the real star while still wishing them a happy day. Perfect for birthdays, thank-yous, or any time you want to roast and flatter in the same breath.
Card Specs (witty and wonderful):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — room for your own brilliance
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdier than your self-confidence)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-snark approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Keep the sarcasm)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, self-deprecating humor, friends who get sarcasm, or anyone fabulous enough to receive your greatness.
