About this Product
Turns out Santa’s not so squeaky clean after all. Between the speeding, the stalking, and the breaking & entering, it’s a wonder he ever made bail.
This hilarious Christmas card reimagines Santa as the world’s jolliest repeat offender — perfect for friends who love a good laugh, coworkers with dark humor, or anyone firmly on the Naughty List.
Charges include: 1️⃣ Speeding 2️⃣ Trespassing 3️⃣ Illegal Parking 4️⃣ Breaking & Entering 5️⃣ Stalking 6️⃣ Intimidation 7️⃣ Bribery (with cookies, obviously)
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — perfect for your sarcastic holiday greetings or fake bail money
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# cardstock
Comes with a matching envelope
Packaged in a compostable sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled mailer
Designed and printed with unapologetic humor by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
Occasions: ? Christmas | ? Naughty List Humor | ? Adult Holiday Card | ? Office Gag Gift | ? Anti-Hallmark Cheer
