About this Product
Grandma's Guide to Gardening (and Homicide)
Description:
Because Grandma didn’t raise no fool—she raised a passive-aggressive problem solver with a shovel.
This gloriously morbid card is perfect for that best friend who’s one family reunion away from snapping. Whether it’s a thank-you, a birthday, or just a "thinking of you before you disappear forever" kind of sentiment, this card wraps hugs, sarcasm, and suspicious landscaping into one delightful punch.
Blank inside—because anything more would be evidence.
Why You'll Love It:
- Printed on ridiculously luxe 120# hand-cut cardstock that’s built to last (unlike Cousin Linda’s alibi)
- Folded A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – fits in your pocket or your trench coat
- Includes matching envelope for discreet correspondence
- Protected in a compostable sleeve, because Grandma was also eco-conscious... in her own way
- Shipped flat in a rigid envelope made from recycled materials, not suspicious ones
Occasions:
? Encouragement | ? Tough Times | ? Friendship | ? Recovery | ? Just Because
