About this Product
Funny Vintage Pin-Up Birthday Card – “Happy Birthday Ye Old Bag!”
Bagpipes. Sass. A birthday roast wrapped in retro pin-up style. This card is bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to make the birthday star laugh (and maybe roll their eyes). Perfect for friends who appreciate humor that’s as sharp as a Scottish breeze.
Card Specs (sass included, bagpipes optional):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — room for your own insults or sweet nothings
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as most — like your mate’s skull)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly sass)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! The Scots would approve)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, best friends, frenemies, and anyone who can laugh at a little vintage-style shade.
