About this Product
Because nothing says “Happy Father’s Day” like unresolved childhood trauma wrapped in 120# premium cardstock. This card walks the delicate line between sarcasm, healing, and “Wow, that got real fast.” Perfect for the dad who did his best... or at least a version of it.
Great for Father’s Day, birthdays, or spontaneous existential breakthroughs, this card is a therapy session disguised as stationery. And it’s blank inside so you can either write something deeply heartfelt or just draw a sad stick figure and let him figure it out.
Size: 4.25” x 5.5” folded (A2 size)
Material: Extra-thick 120# recycled cardstock – because emotional weight deserves physical weight
Envelope: A2 envelope included, non-judgmental
Inside: Blank for whatever inner child needs to say
Packaging: Compostable cello sleeve; ships in sturdy, recycled packaging with all your feels intact
Why You’ll Love It:
Perfect mix of healing and humor
Ideal for complicated father-child relationships (aka: all of them)
Subtle snark meets soft sentiment
Therapy not included—but it’s a start
