About this Product
Product Listing: “You're Welcome” Achievement Card A love note for your parents... in the form of a performance review.
Front Message: NO TEEN PREGNANCY. NO DRUG USE. NO JAIL TIME.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
Inside: Blank—just like your criminal record.
Why You’ll Love It:
Finally gives you credit for being the least dramatic child.
Perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or whenever your sibling screws up again.
Minimalist design. Maximalist sarcasm.
Makes parents laugh (or question their parenting goals).
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for your smug signature or heartfelt scribbles
Printed on thick, premium 120# hand-cut cardstock
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a recycled, rigid mailer that your parents will probably reuse for coupons
