About this Product
? Funny Retro Birthday Card – “At Least You’re Not As Old…”
Growing older never looked so glamorous — or so sarcastic. This vintage-inspired birthday card pairs mid-century elegance with the perfect roast: sure, you’re old… but next year, you’ll be even older. Cheers to surviving another lap around the sun.
Card Specs (sass guaranteed, aging optional):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own clever burn
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than your skincare routine)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-glam)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, roast your friends)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: milestone birthdays, sassy friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates humor with their cake.
