About this Product
One of Us is Getting Impaled Tonight (Vlad the Impaler Valentine’s Card, Anniversary Card)
Description:
Romance is dead. So is everyone who crossed Vlad. Whether you're into dark humor, historical figures with boundary issues, or just want to spice up your Valentine's Day with a little suggestive violence, this card stakes its claim on being the most unhinged love note in circulation.
Perfect for that special someone who’s into true crime, medieval history, or just really gets your warped love language.
Blank inside—because your twisted thoughts deserve room to breathe.
Why You'll Love It:
Printed on luxuriously thick 120# cardstock—sturdy enough for Dracula-level drama
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") with envelope included
Compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly, unlike Vlad)
Ships in rigid recycled mailers, sans bloodshed
Ideal for Valentines, anniversaries, or... Tuesday?
Has beautifully embossed and shiny, glittered elements that will remind your recipient of that glint in your eye!! (I can make this card without glitter, just please put a note to me in the checkout and I'll make sure I don't include any glittered elements!)
