About this Product
"I hope your birthday is the bomb."
Nuclear-level humor for the birthday that deserves a big bang. Featuring Oppenheimer with a cigarette and an iconic explosion backdrop, this card is witty, bold, and just the right amount of dark. Perfect for history buffs, science nerds, or anyone who appreciates their birthdays with a side of dramatic flair.
Card Specs (minus the fallout):
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Blank inside — plenty of space for your own high-impact words
- Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than Oppenheimer’s moral dilemmas)
- Comes with a matching envelope
- Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly, unlike nuclear testing)
- Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Not the deserts)
- Designed with unapologetic sass by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, science lovers, history buffs, film fans, and anyone who enjoys their humor with a mushroom cloud.
