About this Product
? Funny Vintage Glam Card – “A Penny for Your Thoughts… Five Bucks if They’re Dirty”
Old Hollywood glam meets unapologetic sass. This card delivers a wink, a smirk, and just the right amount of risqué humor. Perfect for birthdays, flirty notes, or letting a friend know you’ll always choose the naughty version of their story.
Card Specs (glam included, smoke optional):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — space for your wicked wit or scandalous scribbles
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (luxurious and durable, like vintage glamour itself)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-sass, darling)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees — but never the drama)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, flirty occasions, best friend banter, or when you want to say “spill the tea, but make it dirty.”
