About this Product
Rasputin Birthday Card – Dark Humor Historical Greeting
"Happy Birthday. If the last year didn’t kill you, nothing will!"
Rasputin survived poison, stabbing, drowning, and about a hundred assassination attempts. So if you’ve made it through another year, congratulations — you’re basically indestructible. This card is the ultimate mix of morbid humor and birthday cheer, perfect for friends with a twisted sense of humor.
Card Specs (mystic vibes, no poison included):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own questionable blessings
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (stronger than Rasputin’s liver)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-friendly mysticism)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees — history already took care of the drama)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, history buffs, dark humor fans, and anyone who’s survived another year against the odds.
