About this Product
? Funny Retro Birthday Card – “You Attention-Grabbing Whore”
Birthdays are the ultimate excuse to be extra — and this card makes sure no one misses it. Equal parts glamorous and brutal, this vintage-inspired roast is perfect for the friend who steals the spotlight (and knows it).
Card Specs (drama, but sustainable):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — plenty of space for your own scandalous note
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (thicker than the gossip)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-glam approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees, spill the tea)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: birthdays, divas, drag queens, besties, and anyone fabulous enough to own the room.
